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Alien Monkey Computer Hybrid Computer Programs Infiltrating Torrent Sites
Quite a lengthy one, i know. Let's get onto it!
Theory #1: Keka Is The King Of Alien Monkeys
This could be the correct one, as Keka seems to be controlling many torrent sites (incl. WWT, ET) .. What can be said on the basis of this evidence, is that Keka is controlling monkey-computer hybrid programs to rule the Internet of Pirates! And as of the evidence right now, Keka might be thinking of infiltrating another websites..
Theory #2: These monkeys come from Planet X
This is a very implausible theory because to prove this, we need to first prove the Planet X! For those who don't know, Planet X is an apparent planet NASA is hiding from us... These monkeys have a better chance coming from Planet Bananas..
Theory #3: Illuminati!
All of you know that no episode of TGC can end without the Illuminati.. Looks like they've infiltrated the script of this show to get attention.
Ah, lets just end this, nothing good is coming outta this anyway
So, that was it for another awesomely boring episode of The Greatest Conspiracy powered by Keka Banana Factory. I'm your host, Superior Silicon, and i'll meet you again next week on the same awesome channel, ChannelWWT! (They make me say that part forcefully )